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Created on 2003-08-12 15:37:20 (#1250591), last updated 2004-05-26
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Basic Info| Name: | Wilkey can't stop dancin' |
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| Birthdate: | 05-15 |
| Location: | Great Barrington, Massachusetts, United States |
| Website: | http://bokononstmartyr.livejournal.com |
BioI am Wilkey, and I like stuff. I do not like things.
Joseph the ungrateful slob
Struggling at his first job
The order misheard
The burgers were served
With mayonnaise and corn on the cob
the man was unflappable in his quest for a fish that loved
a janitor composed the most beautiful piece of poetry ever written in his head. he then hummed show tunes
the radio played jazz, but it did not care as long as it could eat electricity
like fingerpainting robots ominously coloring the landscape tangerine
the aunt's last hurrah is basically a combination of whistles and sighs
ben franklin churned his last symphony from my lips, and i thanked him for it
stop telling gloria her false teeth are beautiful
the wheel of destiny is landing on bankrupt, and ms. jones walks home with double the enthusiasm
the depths of my mind are aflame with tiny chunks of former antler
moose of inspiration comes but once a month, and today is the time to collect paychecks
I shaved half my mustache because the left side of my brain thinks it's tasteful
the puppeteer socked me with a sock puppet, then his stockinged legs. I returned home with a sock full of ice and a lifetime of memories
if my head was a reservoir, there would be no swimming allowed, except on sundays
she only wore the hat when she was lonely, but that did not stop her from wearing a shawl striped with striped bass
tell them to stop glowing before the light-bulbs in their eyes burn away
i invented a doorknob that closes windows
Joseph the ungrateful slob
Struggling at his first job
The order misheard
The burgers were served
With mayonnaise and corn on the cob
the man was unflappable in his quest for a fish that loved
a janitor composed the most beautiful piece of poetry ever written in his head. he then hummed show tunes
the radio played jazz, but it did not care as long as it could eat electricity
like fingerpainting robots ominously coloring the landscape tangerine
the aunt's last hurrah is basically a combination of whistles and sighs
ben franklin churned his last symphony from my lips, and i thanked him for it
stop telling gloria her false teeth are beautiful
the wheel of destiny is landing on bankrupt, and ms. jones walks home with double the enthusiasm
the depths of my mind are aflame with tiny chunks of former antler
moose of inspiration comes but once a month, and today is the time to collect paychecks
I shaved half my mustache because the left side of my brain thinks it's tasteful
the puppeteer socked me with a sock puppet, then his stockinged legs. I returned home with a sock full of ice and a lifetime of memories
if my head was a reservoir, there would be no swimming allowed, except on sundays
she only wore the hat when she was lonely, but that did not stop her from wearing a shawl striped with striped bass
tell them to stop glowing before the light-bulbs in their eyes burn away
i invented a doorknob that closes windows
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achewood, adult swim, aim, apocalypse now, atheism, baby smiles, berkley breathed, bloom county, books, boxing, calvin, calvin and hobbes, cards, cartoons, catch-22, cats, charlie brown, charlie kaufman, chess, children's laughter, christopher nolan, classical music, coen brothers, comedy, comedy central, comics, computers, cynicism, day of defeat, dnd, dod, dvd, eskimo bob, fargo, final fantasy, games, george carlin, guitar, gunslingers, house of leaves, improv, internet, invader zim, jazz, jimi hendrix, karate, kevin smith, memento, miles davis, monty python, movies, music, nuklearpower, optimism, peanuts, philosophy, poker, politics, programming, reading, salads, samuel barber, singing, sleeping, sonnets, stevie ray vaughn, stravinsky, strong bad, stuff, the onion, toothpaste for dinner, vonnegut, wigu, writing
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